n hindsight, it was a day like no other. It started off innocent enough: I was late for work. Waking up has always been a problem for me. Falling asleep was always a breeze. I once fell asleep standing up and at attention in an Army formation.
I was out all night drinking… errr taking orphaned children to the rescue mission in Germany. After performing my Super Hero duties all night long, I returned to my Army base just in time to catch the morning inspection.
“Watson!! What are you doing? You don’t fall asleep in my formation! ” The Sergeant screamed!
“Yes! Sarg. I can explain that.” I offered.
“I don’t want your pathetic excuses. You sleep on your time, not Army Time!” He replied. I knew from that point on, this day would not be an easy one to get through.
“Take these papers downtown and drop them off at our offices there. Report back to me when you return.” He spouted. Continue Reading →